Having fun? You should be, I've worked hard enough for it.
Yeah, you out there. I'm busting my gut here, trying to bring you something worthwhile, so why not increase your participation level beyond the level of nil? That's right, get up off your arse and do something! Actually, no, its even easier than that! You don't even have to get up and do anything! You can e-mail me everything! So if you have anything (I mean anything, I am desperate) that's even vaguely entertaining, or relevant to school life, send it to me. Stories, pictures, tales of school life, bizarre imaginings, fan-mail, questions, Avoidance strategies you have devised, Stress management techniques, absolutely bloody anything. PLEASE! This site won't work without outside contributions.
Remember, you can say anything you like (within reason) and still get off scot free, because this is the internet and I can do whatever I like! Hoorah! You can either include your name and gain awesome cred for being such a hero, or you can request that I don't spill the beans on who you are, and stay just a shadowy figure in the darkness. I have heard concerning stories about the school monitoring e-mails coming in and going out, so if you are worried about getting clocked for sending me something shifty, just print it out and e-mail me and I'll send you some information about where you can put so that it goes in here. This GUARANTEES anonymity, so don't feel inhibited. This is supposed to be an insider's guide, so, since we're all inside, we might as well make the most of it.
The address is as follows:
HenrysWeb@aol.com
Notice: nothing to do with the school network, so I'm laughing. Like I said though, start sending stuff in, on computer or on paper (e-mail me for details) and when I say anything, I mean it.
