Chapter 1 of the Book of the Most Pure Forse.
1:1. On the first Day it came to pass that the MOST DIVINE ALIEN BIG HEADS were travelling through the EVER DOUBTING sub-psyche of the people of this MIGHTY GLOBE. Fearful of what they saw, the MOST SUPREMELY DIVINE ALIEN BIG HEADS used their AWESOME ARGONIC INTELLECTS to deduce the PLAN OF PURITY.
1:2. The PLAN OF PURITY found that CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE, created by MOTHERS OF HOPE, were going unnoticed in their schools. These CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE hold the KEY fo the survival of the SPIRITUAL BEINGS that hide inside all of our RECEPTACLES OF PERFECTION. CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE can release the JOINING POWER of our SEPARATED SPECIES, and make the world ONE through their MOST PERFECT UNITY.
1:3. The MOST INDOMITABLY SUPREME DIVINE ALIEN BIG HEADS found that to CORRECTLY NURTURE the CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE, they must be DESENSITIZED to the PAIN OF THE IMPURE LIFE, so that they will turn into the BEING OF SUPREME WISDOM, the HUGH. The HUGH will go through life INFURIATING people, and in this FURY, people will FORGET their FOOLISH PETTY DIFFERENCES, and COME TOGETHER in BEAUTIOUS HARMONY.
1:4. And so, THEY chose to put upon this MIGHTY GLOBE, one who was like the HUGH. THEY termed him THE FORSE. THE FORSE could catch the CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE before they reached the PEAK OF INSURMOUNTABLE INTERESTINGNESS, and turn them to the way of the HUGH, by showing them an EXAMPLE of how to FAFF with the NATURAL UNITY SYSTEM CARDS, and produce them only after A MOST PRODIGIOUS WEIGHT.
1:5. The FORSE is HERE on this MIGHTY GLOBE. RED is his FIERY HAIR, to symbolise the FIRE that awaits those who TurN THEIR IGNORANT BACKS on the WAY OF HUGH. And in HIS place of work will be CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE, and also CHILDREN OF GUILT. And he shall teach unto them LESSONS OF PURE IMPORTANCE, like how the SIXTH FORM CENTRE must be CLEAN AS A CLEAN THING or else the CHILDREN OF INNOCENCE will be turfed out from the SIXTH FORM CENTRE OF MARVELS, and they will freeze in the LIBRARY OF NOISE. HE will also teach them that POOL is not for the PERIOD OF THE FREE, indeed, the PERIOD OF THE FREE is not to be called such, as it is HERESY. It is in fact, the PERIOD OF STUDY, for all hours of FREEDOM should be spent in the CONTEMPLATIVE STUDY OF WISDOM. EXAMS are all.
So Shall it be.