Welcome one and all to my site. Again. Well, lots of people (8) have sent me emails, most enquiring as to my identity. I always promised myself that if someone guessed who I was, I would reveal my identity publicly. Well, someone sent me a speculative email, and I have to admit, you were right. I can now reveal that I am TJ Vardon, self-satirist extrodinaire. Nice idea, but no banana.

Actually, no, I am not the headmaster of this wonderous establishment, I am NOT! This is enough of a hint. I would like to move away from the subject of my own identity. So, stop asking me. Rather than asking me, why not ask yourself this: Who would do this, who has enough time, who can be arsed, who would think it up? So, instead of asking, just guess, assume that you are right, and permit yourself a knowing nod, and perhaps even a cheeky smile, and maybe you could chuckle under your breath. In fact, why not share the warm glow of creation (not like that!) and email me some of your stuff. If its any good, I can guarantee it web space with an absolute minimum of tampering.

My ideal situation would be one in which other people write all this crap for me and I am simply the editor and compilor. Make my dream come true, do something special.

The (still) anonymous sole creator of Henry's Web.