"Every horse thinks its own pack heaviest." --Thomas Fuller

Welcome to my page. If you've been here before, hello again, if not, then Hello, I'm Pierre (hence the name of the site), and as far as I know I'm the only person who can change this site. Any complaints, mail me. Incase you don't know what my site is about I'll tell you. It's a load of junk which you probably don't want or need, but I think you might like...

Big shout out goin out to the Ackney massive - aiii, Now check dis, de
minnellium is a very special event coz it appens only once every two fousand
years - so if u is ill or asleep on January de 31st den you iz missin a big
night. A lot of human beins has aksed me, wot iz you doin for de night of de
minnellium, I has negotiated double me normal salary for DJing for 2 hours
at the Crooked Billet in Iver Heath - 36 squid (cash in
hand, no questions answered) - shout out to the Billet possee. After dat I
will be bringin togever de East and West Staines massiv in a historical
peace gesture. We will be makin a human chane round de John Nike Leisure
Centre in Bracknell, and will be passin round de "Minnellium spliff" dat I
iz spent de last 6 months makin - from exactly 2000 Rizzla, an it has a
little sumfin in it from every respecktable hash producin country in de
world. I hope to bring de world togever in one puff. Now, wot is been de
history of de last minnellium. Well two fousand years
ago god created ... punani, an it went unchanged until 700 years later, when
de shaven haven was invented - in Germany. In de middle of de 1700s sumbody
had de brilliant idea of creatin panties to cover de fanny, an it took
nover 50 years for anybody to have de brilliant idea to take dem off.
Florence  Nightingale also lived in de last minnellium an she had a lamp so
you could see her punani in de dark. 1914 did not only see the start of de
Vietnam War - which was won by Jean-Claud Van Dam for America an de USA -
but it was also dat one of me ancestors invented de 'G-string' - which allow
for full exposure of de buttocks whilst keepin de aromas intact. Nobody
knows wot will appen to de punani in de 20th century - I have my theories
and hope to be at de fourfront of any research wot might be done.
 Me message for de new mimellium: keep it real, keep it clean.

ANTIQUES ONLINE

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Firstly, a whole load of little programmes you might enjoy, those of you from school may have already seen them / got them, but who cares.

Ok, that's those over with... on with da shit....

Two of the best, or coolest games ever, Pool and killing little creatures. Get them here.

Now, for some comedy pictures...

There, that should keep you going for a while.

By the way, if you want to save these files then click on the downwards pointing arrow (when it's finished downloading), then click on save as Quicktime Movie. Simpulasat.