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Been to Bolivia, and after an experience like that you would not believe how boring life is. Still, as they say, it must go on, so i'll try my best... anyhow, I took the guestbook off because it was pants and only for the expedition really. Well, that's all for the time being.
Anyone here taking maths? A-level or GCSE... I suggest you visit this site if you're having problems...
er, right. this is a little file about a man who blew chunks. heh.
ok, this is rather sick... what can I say... man carrying a pizza hit by car. that's it really.
Ok, this is off "Wilson" - the man who brought you the wonderful Ali G passage... now, I present to you, Ali G Rap... well, get it if you want, or if you've got nothing else to do.
This is for all men out there with complexes.... you'll know what I mean when you download this file...
this is a sound file sent by the friend not mentioned below, but he said to me that i ought to put it up on my site, so here it is.... enjoy...
This is a little animation sent to me by a friend, and it's pretty funny, although I don't know which country it's from, but nevermind... ok, it's 485 kb, so not too big, but worth it I reckon...
Aiii, this is a message form da man is self, Ali G. Respect... Booyakasha. Big shout out goin out to the Ackney massive - aiii, Now check dis, de minnellium is a very special event coz it appens only once every two fousand years - so if u is ill or asleep on January de 31st den you iz missin a big night. A lot of human beins has aksed me, wot iz you doin for de night of de minnellium, I has negotiated double me normal salary for DJing for 2 hours at the Crooked Billet in Iver Heath - 36 squid (cash in hand, no questions answered) - shout out to the Billet possee. After dat I will be bringin togever de East and West Staines massiv in a historical peace gesture. We will be makin a human chane round de John Nike Leisure Centre in Bracknell, and will be passin round de "Minnellium spliff" dat I iz spent de last 6 months makin - from exactly 2000 Rizzla, an it has a little sumfin in it from every respecktable hash producin country in de world. I hope to bring de world togever in one puff. Now, wot is been de history of de last minnellium. Well two fousand years ago god created ... punani, an it went unchanged until 700 years later, when de shaven haven was invented - in Germany. In de middle of de 1700s sumbody had de brilliant idea of creatin panties to cover de fanny, an it took nover 50 years for anybody to have de brilliant idea to take dem off. Florence Nightingale also lived in de last minnellium an she had a lamp so you could see her punani in de dark. 1914 did not only see the start of de Vietnam War - which was won by Jean-Claud Van Dam for America an de USA - but it was also dat one of me ancestors invented de 'G-string' - which allow for full exposure of de buttocks whilst keepin de aromas intact. Nobody knows wot will appen to de punani in de 20th century - I have my theories and hope to be at de fourfront of any research wot might be done. Me message for de new mimellium: keep it real, keep it clean. Special thanks to Chris Wilson for sending me that, so if you want to abuse anyone for it, I suggest you mail him.
Another fun program, the aim of which is to kill all the opposition (original, i know). There are only 5 different levels, after that you repeat the last two over and over and over...
Firstly, a whole load of little programs you might enjoy, those of you from school may have already seen them / got them, but who cares. Ho ho ho.exe -- Particularly apt for this time of year. Fit people NAKED!!!.exe -- I think you'll like this one. Mad Cow.exe -- another good'n' Joe gift.exe -- Sick yet funny... Ok, that's those over with...
Two of the best, or coolest games ever, Pool and killing little creatures. Get them here. Pool.exe -- (ignore the message at the start.) Kill them.exe -- kill them all I tell you!... sorry.
Now, for some comedy pictures...
This is a site that was originally setup by someone at my school. However because we had an "odd" headteacher, he got suspended. Now though, because this teacher has been arrested, I feel that's it's safe to put it up. Oh, by the way, if you are from school mail me here. Ok, I must warn you that there's bad language, wit, humour etc etc on this part of the site, so if you're small, weak etc. DON'T GO IN. Ok, now that's over and done with, click here to see it. Oh, by the way, I thought you'd like to know, that this kid got suspended for a week, and yet a lad who was dealing drugs, only got two days suspension. Funny eh?
These two little files contained within this .zip file are enough to boggle someone with an IQ of 139. Ok, when you play one file it says "Never trust a junkie". Ok, you may say, that's not so impressive, but if you play the other file which is the first one backwards, it says "Christ is so stupid". Don't believe me? Then you'll have to hear it yourself. Click here to get the two files.
Cute FTP, the BEST FTP client there is. It's shareware, in theory. Use this search engine to get the crack for it.
Frog Blender. "What!?!" you may ask. Well it's a frog in a blender... just get it and see.
Getright-- the best download manager you can get on the whole planet. It's free, well share ware. Click here to get the crack. Click here to get the program.
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