Yes, that's right, the all new StressMaster5000®! In a time when stress can be getting on top of you, the StressMaster5000® can let you just escape from it all. Easy to use, discreet, all for just $399.99. The StressMaster5000® incorporates the latest anti-stress technology, and can easily be incorporated into your existing stress-management programme, be it meditation, comfort-eating, running around or some of the modern techniques like acting crazy or cranial super-massage.

That's right, for just $399.99 the StressMaster5000® can soothe away all of your daily hassles. Just point the specially hand crafted anti-stress 'barrel' at the source of the stress, pull the burnished aluminium anti-stress 'trigger' and the stress just melts away.

Why not order yours today? The StressMaster5000® is easily refilled, and comes with twenty Stress-Capsules®, each of which can make that stress just go out of the window.