braveheart

Braveheart 2.

Mr. Milton was considered too baldy to play the role of William Wallace, despite a good shouting, slashing and hacking ability. His Scottishness was sound, but he was considered to scary for legitimate kilt wearing, which rather limits the prowess of a Scottish warrior. As head of Whites house, he has good troop rallying abilites, but these were cut short when he started telling his assembled army a funny story about some foreign people. Good, but not good enough.
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Dr. Street fared quite well in the auditions, she had descent swordswomanship, wielding her claymore like a woman possessed. In fact, it was this very eagerness to kill and maim that lead to her being refused the part: it was generally agreed that when the red mist came down she would be more or less uncontrollable. The upshot of this is that the amount of false blood that would be needed to be purchased for the battle sequences was halved. The down side was that too many people lost their lives. Just where has Mr. Physics Clarke gone?
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Mr. Cartman did very poorly in the William Wallace auditions, frequently deciding that attempting to invade England would lead to eventual economic doom with regards to overseas trade. For as far as a mile around, the eagle-eared could hear the angry voice of Dr. Lockyer shouting furiously: "You've missed the point!". This was another problem. Mr. Cartman's aim was found to be appallng, frequently aiming his sword for a dummy, that was being used to demonstrate sword techniques, and then landing a blow in a different time zone. Disappointing.
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Mr. Lewis was deemed too hyperactive to be William Wallace, and instead returned to shouting at first years, something that most people enjoy from time to time. Interestingly, Mr. Lewis collects many weapons, from various periods in teaching history. It is said that in his office he has a cupboard like that crazy bad guy out of the Crow, with all swords and stuff in it, and that during half term, anyone foolish enough to break into the school building will come face to face with Mr. Lewis, dressed like a Samurai, wielding an antique Japanese sword in each hand, ready to drive away the intruder. People speculate as to why he lurks around the school like this, but no-one really knows.
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Mrs. Cassidy, although for complex legal reasons technically undead, still found time to audition for the William Wallace part. Her curly haired demeanor and her curiously random classical outbursts made her unsuitable for the role, but Dr. Lockyer said that should he be making a more appropriate film, perhaps a version of Macbeth, then he maight have the perfect role for her. What could he mean?

	Mr. Milton was considered too baldy to play the role of William Wallace, despite a good shouting, slashing and hacking ability. His Scottishness was sound, but he was considered to scary for legitimate kilt wearing, which rather limits the prowess of a Scottish warrior. As head of Whites house, he has good troop rallying abilites, but these were cut short when he started telling his assembled army a funny story about some foreign people. Good, but not good enough. .
	Dr. Street fared quite well in the auditions, she had descent swordswomanship, wielding her claymore like a woman possessed. In fact, it was this very eagerness to kill and maim that lead to her being refused the part: it was generally agreed that when the red mist came down she would be more or less uncontrollable. The upshot of this is that the amount of false blood that would be needed to be purchased for the battle sequences was halved. The down side was that too many people lost their lives. Just where has Mr. Physics Clarke gone? .
	Mr. Cartman did very poorly in the William Wallace auditions, frequently deciding that attempting to invade England would lead to eventual economic doom with regards to overseas trade. For as far as a mile around, the eagle-eared could hear the angry voice of Dr. Lockyer shouting furiously: "You've missed the point!". This was another problem. Mr. Cartman's aim was found to be appallng, frequently aiming his sword for a dummy, that was being used to demonstrate sword techniques, and then landing a blow in a different time zone. Disappointing. .
	Mr. Lewis was deemed too hyperactive to be William Wallace, and instead returned to shouting at first years, something that most people enjoy from time to time. Interestingly, Mr. Lewis collects many weapons, from various periods in teaching history. It is said that in his office he has a cupboard like that crazy bad guy out of the Crow, with all swords and stuff in it, and that during half term, anyone foolish enough to break into the school building will come face to face with Mr. Lewis, dressed like a Samurai, wielding an antique Japanese sword in each hand, ready to drive away the intruder. People speculate as to why he lurks around the school like this, but no-one really knows. .
	Mrs. Cassidy, although for complex legal reasons technically undead, still found time to audition for the William Wallace part. Her curly haired demeanor and her curiously random classical outbursts made her unsuitable for the role, but Dr. Lockyer said that should he be making a more appropriate film, perhaps a version of Macbeth, then he maight have the perfect role for her. What could he mean?